Episode 221 - Bison At The Cheesecake Factory
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2020
⏱️ 71 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, all right, here we go. Man, I'll tell you what. It's been a while since I ate on the show. |
| 0:09.0 | And I have, uh, I have like an apple cinnamon rice cake. |
| 0:15.0 | These things are good. |
| 0:18.0 | People that have a problem with rice cakes. |
| 0:21.0 | I don't understand it so I have chocolate chip rice cakes and there's a bigger |
| 0:27.3 | ones right not the little ones sure the little chip sized ones that I go the like a cheddar yeah a little savory yeah they're |
| 0:37.4 | delicious and they're not and they're just they're they're I don't know if I'd |
| 0:40.9 | call them healthy they're just not unhealthy let's say that yeah |
| 0:44.4 | I ate rice cakes all the time and like I remember one time I'm eating them and my friend Eric's |
| 0:49.2 | with me and we were going fishing and he's like you know those aren't good for you right? |
| 0:58.4 | You know like I had just called him fat or something I mean you know like I |
| 1:01.5 | just done something like he was eating something and I had just said that about mayonnaise to him. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah, you know those aren't good for you right? |
| 1:08.0 | Like I'm doing something wrong right I've offended him by eating rice cakes somehow I don't |
| 1:14.2 | know why but he was very upset and I said I I realize that I'm not eating a carrot |
| 1:20.3 | yeah I know that they're not super good for me. They're better than a... They're not bad for me. |
| 1:25.0 | Yeah, they're better than a bag of Doritos, which is what I want to eat. |
| 1:28.0 | Right. But I'm eating these instead to not eat the bag of Doritos. I wish I had Twinkies. Yeah. I want to have |
| 1:35.4 | an old-fashioned donut. I want to have Twinkies. I want to have a bear claw. That's |
| 1:39.5 | what I want to have. But I'm getting my sugar fix by having an apple cinnamon rice cake. |
| 1:46.4 | That's that's you know yeah. I think food is like you've got food that's bad for you and |
| 1:52.2 | then you've got food that's bad for you and then you've got food that's good for you and I think |
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