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Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Episode 2207 Scott Adams: Fit To Sip To News. Bring A Beverage But Don't Use A Listless Vessel

Real Coffee with Scott Adams

Scott Adams

News, News Commentary

4.41.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Content:

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the next highlight of Cuban civilization.

0:07.7

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and today, today I had to rewrite the simultaneous

0:15.6

sip. So it'll be a little different today, and it's not my fault. It's not my fault, events,

0:21.9

events in the world caught up, but you'll see the change in a minute. If you'd like to participate,

0:28.8

all you need is a cup of margariglass, a tanker, a chelsea, a styrofoam, a canteen, a jug of flask,

0:34.5

a vessel of any kind will accept a listless vessel, no listless vessels, but otherwise a vessel of

0:44.1

any kind, except a listless one. And fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee.

0:51.2

Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure. It's the dopamine here, the day, the thing that makes

0:56.8

you and everybody you know better. Go. If I had a beer to this, no, I'm not going to do that.

1:10.5

But it would make you look better, just saying, coffee goes only halfway. Well, I got lots of

1:16.8

stories today. Stories, oh my god, we got stories. As you know, the tropical storm, Hillary,

1:26.4

smashed into California, Southern California yesterday. The Babylon B reports that Hurricane Hillary

1:34.5

destroyed 30,000 emails. So there's already been 30,000 emails destroyed by Hillary. And we hope

1:42.8

that there will be not more damage. Now I'm going to reuse a joke that I used on Breitbart radio

1:48.5

with Joel Pollack last night, which you can hear and reply if you go to my Twitter account,

1:54.2

you can see the word Joel Pollack's Twitter account. You can see the link.

2:00.0

But as I said on the radio, is it just a coincidence that there was an earthquake at the same time

2:07.7

the rainstorm hit at the same time that Los Angeles is becoming filthy with human excrement and

2:17.5

all kinds of outdoor living? Now, did anybody think that there would have been a good time to just

2:23.6

pour a little laundry detergent on the street? Because you got the shaking. You got the water.

2:31.2

California has become self-cleaning. It's self-cleaning. Yeah. Just put a little bleach on there and

2:39.6

just wait. It'll shake and rinse. And then the winds will dry it off. It's really a whole system.

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