Ooh, yeah, uh-huh, listen up, yeah, I can see you're new to this

Yeah ain't got no job, yeah ain't got no experience, you're entry level

Yeah ain't got no qualifications, baby, you're entry level

You're entry level, you're entry level, baby, you're entry level

Ooh, yeah, entry level

Hey, welcome this week's episode of entry level, we're in Big Bear, we're forcing our girlfriends to hang out in silence while we podcast

because we're sharing a cab and Nick Turner's here

Let's just say this one's gonna be a quick one

Yes, we are gay stared at, but this is important

This is the first time we've ever had a full audience

Yeah, we don't like it

Usually it's one of them or the other one of them

Yeah, and they're equally as angry, it's just tough to see it both at once in stereo

Yeah, it's in stereo, so we got a great guest this week

First of all, this is the new, like, I guess video games are still this video games, but like your wife being just like

Oh, God, he's in the basement playing video games or whatever

He's in the basement podcasting with Nick

Yeah, well, it's at the cabinet

To force him, sweetie, he's never gonna change

They don't care how low their numbers get

They just love being in the basement

So each one of our girlfriends turns into a wife from Goodfellas

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