Episode 22: Four Loko's Last Hurrah

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of us halved a beverage. Tune in to hear us crawl out of our own skin. Causes Jackie to say things like, “I want to be ridden like a puppet.” This week’s news also brought us some of the sickest stories we’ve had in a while. Mix the two together and you have this, the 22nd episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Chuckle Hut members this week include stand-up comedy bad-aces Nick Turner and Mark Normand (two of the best in town), plus the King of Chuckle, Henry Zebrowski!

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0:00.0	Get the bad out of the way. What's that? Are we starting the show?
0:05.5	We're already.
0:06.5	Who is unfucking prer- Eddie, you're praying.
0:09.0	I'm praying. I'm praying. I'm praying. Everyone bow your heads close your eyes.
0:12.0	Name the father and son and the holy ghost.
0:14.9	Oh man.
0:15.9	Oh man.
0:16.9	It's confession. It's confession this week.
0:18.4	Let's be father for I have sinned.
0:21.0	It has been 15 years since my last confession.
0:24.6	Alright, let's get on with it.
0:27.7	I kicked the dog in the face a couple years ago.
0:30.3	That's okay.
0:31.3	Shit on my laundry.
0:32.3	Okay.
0:35.3	Masterbed it constantly.
0:37.3	Lied to women.
0:38.5	Yeah.
0:39.5	I drank till I couldn't see anymore.
0:41.3	I don't have masterbed it should be in the past tense.
0:43.4	I have a...
0:45.4	I have farted.
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