Episode 22 – Book Four Reveal!

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Arts, Books, Comedy

4.8 • 595 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2018

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Let’s not delay this any longer: We’ve got a new book picked out to read together, and by all accounts it’s gonna be a doozy. So let’s say goodbye to Norgolia and move on to… Well, you’ll have to listen to find out! We didn’t know the assignment for MYSTERY BOOK REDACTED when we recorded, … Continue reading "Episode 22 – Book Four Reveal!"

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0:00.0	Tell Johnson, I need those copy edits on the Christopher Tolkien profile.
0:12.3	Is this Shinarah travel-on fact-check?
0:14.7	Lose two picks from the gelatinous cube photo essay.
0:17.4	Let's move people.
0:18.3	We go to press in 20 minutes.
0:20.5	Um, sir. I don't care which two
0:23.2	picks. Whichever one makes the cube look least gelatinous. Sir? What? I am extremely busy.
0:30.8	Yes, I know. Well, I've just got some bad news, sir. You know, the latest installment of the
0:36.0	Gahad the Alligator serial?
0:38.1	Of course. It's our most popular feature here at the Ozark Sci-Fi Association Journal.
0:44.1	Yeah, well, the author has decided to... Well, he's accepted a better offer. He sold the rights to the Tuscaloosa Fantasy Review.
0:53.8	Our most bitter rival!
0:56.2	Damn him!
0:57.1	We've already got a cover all drawn up with Gahode the alligator on it.
1:01.4	Well, can we just draw a new cover illustration, sir?
1:04.2	That illustration costs $12,000.
1:07.9	Well, sir, we now have a hole in pages 27 through 49 of the issue.
1:13.6	Ah, well, can we fill it with erotic illustrations of Gergi from the Black Cauldron?
1:18.6	I'm afraid that we only have about 18 pages worth of sexy Gergi illustrations, sir.
1:23.6	Damn it! This is going to ruin us!
1:26.6	Well, hear me out. There is one thing we could try.
1:31.3	I'm all ears.
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