Episode 22: America, LLC

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Do you remember that movie, Team America? The puppet thing. Alright, well, this episode is not really about that. It's about being a patriot, and loving your country, and surviving a nuclear war, and fidget spinner condoms, and McDonald's, and going hogwild on some damn nuggets. For MORE going hogwild on some damn nuggets, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and help us build our fallout shelter in the backyard.

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0:00.0	Hey guys what's up it's Mike from your Kickstarter sucks I just wanted to jump in here real quick and let you guys know about the
0:07.0	Patreon that we're running you probably have never heard about before I don't think we've ever
0:10.8	mentioned it but it's Patreon.com forward slash your
0:14.8	Kickstarter sucks we have some rewards on there I think balloons prizes games
0:20.4	funds for all ages.
0:23.2	This month we're running a special $5, if you donate $5,
0:28.0	Jesse will send you a photograph of his stinky feet. If he donate $20, he will come to your house and take a bath with you.
0:37.6	If you donate $100, Jesse will kiss you on the lips.
0:43.0	So, yeah, come in.
0:45.0	Hey man.
0:46.0	Hey, you ready to get this thing going?
0:48.0	Yeah, I just need you to just go ahead and say yes into the mic.
0:51.0	I'm just testing the mic.
0:52.0	Yes. There we go so so you agree then that
0:57.5	it's that it sounds good and this is just a test right yeah it's such a test
1:00.7	okay in that case, I agree.
1:02.8	Awesome.
1:03.4	So, Jesse agreed to it.
1:05.2	So it's set in stone.
1:07.4	Thanks, everybody. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:13.4	Oh, oh, oh,
1:14.4	Oh, Oh, Hey, you're listening to your Kickstarter sucks the podcast here on your
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