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Bodega Boys

Episode 22.5: Rather be shot than screenshot

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Desus Nice (@desusnice) and THE KID MERO (@thekidmero) are the Bodega Boys giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Azealia Banks, Drake's beard, screenshotting, The Real world, Mero's Birthday, Chik-fil-a and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, how you doing assholes? It's fucking officer prosciutto here

0:02.6

I've leveled up to charge it on account all these gang raids out here in the Bronx

0:06.9

I got all your fucking little cousins there or you little fucking Eastchester whatever the fucks your little blood

0:13.1

Gs whatever you guys do listen these is this is a these are nice and the kid marrow the bodega boys

0:19.0

I'm gonna get you motherfuckers. I know you guys are involved. I've been watching you

0:22.9

I'm gonna get you guys you're gonna get fucking indicted you know saying this is episode 23

0:26.6

It's the Jordan episode and Jordan is a fucking cheese. I passed it. He owes me $50 from a game of blackjack in Atlantic City

0:32.3

Listen assholes, the abilities of these fucking jokes may it may not be ah who gives a fuck fucking play the music

0:56.6

All right, it's episode 21.5 was the last one so this is episode 22.5

1:09.2

What up? It's your boy D's is nice AK young Chipotle AK mr. Milano Vicente

1:13.7

Quato AK boots are blue shirts golly AK a boots are blue shoes gullies. Use me whoa fucking up. We're speeding out here man

1:21.4

We speeding

1:23.4

You know what I came here. I came to do a red flag a K. Donovan dad a K curve goddy you know saying niggas is gonna

1:29.4

Fuck back on the phone booth back in the phone back in a row of professionals

1:32.9

We're here doing the emergency art. You got it while echo. Yeah, we'll booth up a tube because booth ever was like a fucking

1:39.1

Hocus it's just like armpits and chinchillas and corn chips and four skins

1:45.0

It's so like you have a niggas under the jail that smell uh-huh

1:49.2

It's mostly like you know like just bunch of dudes right door anger

1:53.9

Break down the society testosterone masturbation damn damn fucking

2:02.8

Well, man, Merrill just hit the blood and tin. He's he's in that good 20 that 20 minute with the portal was open

2:08.5

They go to Narnia Wow

2:10.5

Yeah, what's it?

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