Episode 2199 Scott Adams: How To Spot NPCs By Their Analogy-Thinking Ways & More Fun With The News
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Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2023
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
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Content:
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Politics, UBI, One-Party War Support, NPC Tests, Carbon-Capture, Low Self-Esteem Trolls, Greg Steube, Articles Of Impeachment, Governor DeSantis, Vivek Ramaswamy, Maui Fires, CBDC, Retail Theft Groups, Washington Post, Philip Bump, President Trump, Matt Gaetz, Whistleblower Status, AI Art, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. |
| 0:06.8 | I don't know what else you could have been doing on a Sunday morning, but it's clearly |
| 0:10.7 | not as good as this, and this is going to be good. |
| 0:15.2 | Today you're going to find out if you're an NPC or the people in your family are or possibly |
| 0:20.0 | your friends or co-workers, and we've got a test for that, and we'll see how you do. |
| 0:25.6 | Sound is looking good, technology good, lighting good. |
| 0:29.6 | No, lighting's not good. |
| 0:31.8 | Oh yeah, lighting's good. |
| 0:33.0 | Lighting's good. |
| 0:33.7 | Everything's good? |
| 0:34.9 | What a day, what a day. |
| 0:36.3 | If you'd like to make it better, all you need is a cup of mugger or glass of tanker |
| 0:39.0 | gel, so it's time to get into your glass, go and pest a little bit of the kind. |
| 0:42.2 | Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee. |
| 0:45.9 | Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine, the end of the day, the thing that makes |
| 0:50.2 | everything better. |
| 0:51.6 | It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens. |
| 0:55.4 | Now, that's correct. |
| 0:56.5 | Now, go. |
| 1:02.3 | Monkeys are good at imitation, and cats and dogs are too, I'm told in the comments. |
| 1:07.7 | Animals are good at imitation. |
| 1:11.1 | Well, not only are animals good at imitation, but how do people become successful in this |
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