Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with scott Adams.

There's never been a better time in the world to be alive.

And if you'd like to enjoy this experience and ways that humans have never even experienced

ever anywhere in the history of humanity, all you need is a copper-mogular glass of

tanker-chelser-stine, a canteen-jugger-flask, a vessel of any kind.

It's only with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine,

you know the day of the thing that makes everything better?

It's called the Sanctetidiusip. Go.

All right, how did one of you know my childhood and nickname?

Is there somebody on here who knows me?

Or was that the luckiest guess in the entire world?

Is there somebody here from my hometown in Wyndham, New York?

That was too weird.

All right, I'm not going to tell you what it was because then you'll use it.

Now, what had been before Harwick?

It would have been high school.

And there was only one person to use that nickname.

Yes, Skippy. How in the world did you do that?

All right, we won't talk about that anymore.

Well, apparently X, which used to be called Twitter,

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