Episode 219: The Bread Shelf
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2021
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
Sorry antivaxxers!!! It's time to listen to an episode of YKS: another Wowmazing! show from Dingo Products. On today's show, we're talking about how damn FINE I look in black jeans, plus a bunch of other crap who cares. These jeans, though, wow! They really hug all my curves, and are buttery soft. I've been turning them inside out in the wash so they don't bleed even though honestly that doesn't make much sense to me. They get wet either way, right? If the inside of the clothes don't get wet in the washer, what the hell am I even doing? Makes no sense. But that's what it says on the tag there. Man that's sad about Norm MacDonald, huh? Okay enjoy the show.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
| 0:08.0 | Hope the decent stuff will suck to the man |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'll think of decent stickin' my pride and beat of faith |
| 0:14.0 | It makes my congel go mad |
| 0:18.0 | I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage |
| 0:23.0 | I told, I still keep drinking it up |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it and I need it |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your kick-starters' hooks |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast |
| 0:39.0 | Hey guys, your next episode is |
| 0:44.0 | Episode 219 |
| 0:47.0 | I know this sounds weird, I'd really appreciate a shout out though |
| 0:51.0 | Just about to episode 219 |
| 0:55.0 | It would really mean a lot to me |
| 0:58.0 | I can't get into explaining why it has any significance |
| 1:09.0 | Do you have any number or anything that's significant to you? |
| 1:14.0 | 219 is very significant to me though |
| 1:18.0 | It's like literally on my license plate |
| 1:22.0 | Anyway, I love you guys, thanks |
| 1:27.0 | Hey everybody welcome to YKS, Mike |
| 1:30.0 | Happy 219 to you, to the listener, to anybody who finds the number 219 to be significant for basically any reason, you know? |
| 1:41.0 | 219 is my, it's when I was born actually, that's my birthday |
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