Episode: 219 Pus Nugs

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 80 minutes

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This week on Round Table: two men are arrested in two separate incidents involving sex with dogs, two clowns are arrested for assaulting haunted house patrons with dildos, and a woman discovers a three inch leech living in her nose. Joining us today: Ryland Blackington!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody just a quick update for you the roundtable gentleman is now brought to you by audible dot com go to audible trial dot com slash roundtable for your 30 day free trial hell yeah
0:10.8	Let's kick this pig you fuckers around table gentlemen
0:15.3	Let's go
0:24.6	Don't
0:42.5	Keep it to yourself. You keep it yourself for a reason. Don't bring it up. That's Jackie's joke. He's joking.
0:47.4	You keep Jackie. What was the joke? I gotta keep. No, I'm keeping it. No, that's yours. Jackie. Hold on to that one.
0:51.3	This joke is for me. Work on it. Bring it back. Yeah, I'm gonna work on it.
0:55.8	That's good.
0:57.8	Good to go. All right. Welcome to the show everyone. This is the roundtable of gentlemen. Who's here?
1:01.8	Well, you're not gonna pray. You have to pray. Oh
1:04.3	Pray. Don't be a little shit.
1:06.3	Dear Lord, I'm happy for everything. You be a little bit. You always oh, I do be a little bit. Yeah, that's what you pray.
1:12.1	I see.
1:13.1	Beelze, Boob. How are you? How they hanging?
1:17.6	You're breast. Let's see here.
1:21.0	That's good enough already. That was good. Yeah. All right. Welcome to the roundtable of gentlemen, everybody.
1:25.8	We got Jackie is here. She just said she had a joke to herself there. She's not gonna share with anybody.
1:30.8	What's the joke? I'm not. No, what was the joke?
1:33.4	Rylan Blackington is here and I said, Rylan, what's your last name?
1:37.1	He said, Blankington and then you exhaled and then you said, I have a secret joke. I can't tell anybody.
1:41.3	I have a secret joke. Sometimes sometimes you say things a joke inside of your head and and it's better off left inside of your head. Right because
1:49.1	How racist was it? It was extremely racist.
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