Episode 219 - Don't Forget To Forget The Salad
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2020
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Escaped alligators, newspapers, bears eating peanut butter sandwiches and what not to eat while camping are just a few of the hard hitting topics tackled in this weeks incredibly important episode. Enjoy! Hambone!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | That sounds like we're rolling. |
| 0:05.0 | like we're rolling. |
| 0:07.0 | Here we go. |
| 0:10.0 | Hey everybody, here we go another podcast another week another podcast |
| 0:17.0 | another podcast |
| 0:18.0 | I went camping last week it was good it was good. It was good. God so life is hard. |
| 0:33.0 | Life is so hard. |
| 0:35.0 | What's funny is that is how I feel right now. |
| 0:40.0 | What's funny is that is how I feel right now just like I don't want to do anything |
| 0:47.0 | I just want to go back to bed. I went home and took a nap earlier. I'm not a nap person. I don't like taking naps. |
| 0:56.0 | You've learned it. You've worked all. You've worked hard all week. It's Tuesday. |
| 1:01.0 | You've earned it. If there's one thing I've never earned it to nap ever in my entire life. I've taken a few. I don't earn them. I take them. Sure, exactly. You earn that nap? No but I took it. Mm-hmm like a man. |
| 1:17.8 | Walked right over there and took that nap. Yeah, hey hey hey. I don't know where that's going. I hate taking a nap because I wake up just |
| 1:27.7 | freaked out. Like what the hell happened? Like what was it? What's going on? |
| 1:31.4 | Just groggy? Like, you get a good night's rest you wake up in the morning just it all makes sense everything makes sense everything that just happened to make sense oh I feel good like if you're you know you drank too much you sleep and you wake up I feel better now or yeah you just or you're just like you did work hard or you did something you know you're refreshed yeah you wake up refreshed and happy and |
| 1:54.5 | everything makes sense naps you wake up and nothing makes sense right like oh |
| 1:59.2 | oh well what the hell happened I love taking that nap in like underneath like the ceiling fan or like in the middle of a summer day. |
| 2:09.0 | Oh, you got the AAC going, it's a little chilly in the house that's nice you take |
| 2:13.7 | just need a light you'd need a blankie just a little blankie just a little |
| 2:16.0 | blankie not a comforter you need a blankie but then you wake up drenched and sweat yeah and |
| 2:21.0 | freaked out because nothing makes sense. A summer nap, lying down to take a summer nap, |
| 2:28.0 | you're at 100%, you're right. Or out camping. Out camping in a hammock? |
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