Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with scott Adams, and I'm pretty sure nobody's ever had more fun

than this.

And if you'd like your experience, to be the kind of experience that you'll tell your

grandkids and your grandkids, grandkids, because you probably are immortal, you'll be

around.

All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass of tank or jewells, just die in the canteen

and jog our glass, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

Enjoying me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine, the other day, the thing makes

everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip, but it happens now, go.

Oh, that's the sound of a man who got a new coffee maker, and it's just lighting me up.

Is everybody familiar that you all know that Greg Gaffel does a new book out?

Probably the best cover I've ever seen in a book.

If you've not bought this, well, I'm sure you will.

So go buy that book.

My book will be out in a few weeks, so you want to read this book, Greg's book, and make

sure that you're done with that, completely done with that, and then you'll be ready

for a new book.

I'll tell you about that later.

Well, the Twitter ad quarters in San Francisco has caused some San Francisco's a little

concern because it put a new logo on top of the building, a giant X, a gigantic X.

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