Episode 218: The Milk Man (w/ Steve Rannazzisi)

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All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2019

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Just as we were about to record, there was a knock on the door. Whomever could it be?!? We weren't expecting anyone. We answered the door and saw none other than Steve Rannazzisi standing there! We greeted him and asked how he was doing. After a little small talk, he asked if he could come in. We informed him we were about to podcast. It was then that he uttered "Pooka Williams", which just so happens to be the password required to gain admittance into the podcast. We discuss all sorts of interesting topics with Steve, and a good time is had by all. This one will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and out.

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0:00.0	All right, hit it.
0:02.0	Hit it.
0:07.0	What? It's real professional shit.
0:10.0	That's a gorgeous ass. That tail flips That
0:13.0	the tail flips so seductively almost like a hand.
0:18.0	Just welcome to me.
0:19.0	You're a beautiful and a bull.
0:21.0	But I don't want to fuck you but I don't want to fuck you
0:24.4	know you beautiful and but I don't want to fuck you don't want to
0:30.0	fuck you don't want to fuck you know baby girl do you want an apple?
0:34.0	I'll take you to the wedding chapel
0:36.0	Hey baby girl do you want some grains
0:40.0	Your hindquarters are making me insane
0:42.0	You're beautiful in a Your High quarters are making me insane.
0:42.8	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
0:47.0	I don't want to fuck you.
0:49.0	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
0:52.0	But I don't want to fuck you. don't want to fucking know.
0:55.0	I might be a man, you might be a man,
0:58.0	you might be a horse,
1:01.0	but this bond between us is an overwhelming horse they could see inside us
1:09.7	then they'd know that it's true then you be inside me and I be inside you
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