What's going on, everyone? Welcome back to another episode of Making Podcasts. Great again. I am your tech stuff guy, Jane Ogg. And we are here, of course, with the president of the United States of America of Mar-a-Lago. Mr. Donald J. Trump.

Mr. President, how are you today?

We're doing well. We're getting closer to making a strong decision. And for the people who watch us on YouTube, okay, I greet YouTube.

Patriots, they might notice they have an even bigger bookshelf in the back this week because we've upgraded the Trump Library and they said to me, sir, the presidential library in Tampa doesn't have room for all the books that you have because you're so smart.

So I said, well, we're going to do more books at Mar-a-Lago so we've added books at Mar-a-Lago.

Well, that makes sense. You know, you have to make room for all the books and did you take any special ones and put them in your private collection?

Oh, are you sure seeing Pence was trying to throw a maple thought book in there? And I bet you don't even know what that is, but you look it up after the show and you're going to go, sir, that was very funny, sir.

I'm sure. I would say he was an LGBTQ artist very strongly obsessed with African American penises.

And that's part of the presidential library.

Now that's what Pence was trying to throw in there and I said, get the hell out of here, Pence.

And so now we've got 570 copies of the out of the deal and 2000 copies of my picture book, which is very strong pictures.

And we're also working on, I'm talking to a publisher about doing a Trump coloring book.

Hmm.

Is it an adult coloring book or a children's coloring book? They do have adult coloring books now.

I call it, you know, you know how they have the young adult section, you know, YA, they say YA.

They say why? Because we're the A. Well, we are working on a new gun ray, the French colored genre, but I say gun ray because we don't say French things.

Well, I got a gun ray and it's for adult-minded children.

It's a new gun, and it almost sounds like an area.

And, you know, what we're just trying to, you know, for the 15 year old, who maybe wants to get into the club, wants to meet a strong billionaire.

It's sort of that, that's the sensibility we're going with the coloring book sets.

You know, it's things like, oh look, there's a farm and a hot farmer's daughter. Now you color her in getting railed by a billionaire who's come to purchase the farm.

You know, so it's sort of like a nice mix, a nice mix.

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