Episode 2166 Scott Adams: All The News That's Funny Enough To Mock. Goes Well With Coffee
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
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Content:
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All the news that's funny enough to mock
Politics, Sam Altman, Oklo Nuclear, Larry Fink, ESG, Chiplet, Ron Perlman, JFK Assassination Documents, Gal Luft Indictments, China Military Ships, RFK Jr., Reason Magazine, Evanston Reparations, Jake Tapper, President Trump, Governor DeSantis, Scott Adams
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff. |
| 0:08.0 | Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Highlight of Human Civilization |
| 0:13.0 | called Coffee with Scott Adams. There has never been a better time in your life |
| 0:18.0 | or anybody's life. It's so good. Well, you can hardly believe it. |
| 0:22.0 | But if you'd like to take it up to levels that nobody can ever dream |
| 0:25.0 | or possible, all you need is a copper mug or a glass. |
| 0:28.0 | Take her, take her, Chelsea's time. |
| 0:30.0 | A canteen, jogger, flask, a vessel of any kind. |
| 0:33.2 | Fill it with your favorite liquid. |
| 0:35.1 | I like coffee. |
| 0:36.7 | And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure |
| 0:38.9 | of the dopamine hit of the day. |
| 0:40.1 | That makes everything better. |
| 0:41.5 | It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. |
| 0:49.9 | Ah, ah, delightful. |
| 0:54.9 | I love all of you a little bit better. |
| 0:57.4 | I like you one sip of coffee better. |
| 1:01.2 | That's my unit of pleasure. |
| 1:03.5 | Well, how did you like that event last night? |
| 1:06.0 | I know it was a three-cupper. |
| 1:08.2 | That was a three-cupper. |
| 1:09.2 | That's maximum enjoyment. |
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