Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

Yeah, you thought you'd seen the highlight already, but no, this is it.

And if you'd like your adventure to go to levels that nobody's ever seen before,

all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass.

A tanker, Chelsea Stein, a game-team, joker, flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

Enjoyed me now for them. Parallel, pleasure, the dopamine, the other day.

The thing that makes everything better.

It's called, the cymbal thing you said, but that is now.

Go.

Well, if you're looking for your daily Dilbert comic,

for you subscribers on Twitter and also on locals,

if you didn't know this already, I think I've told you this before,

I have something called a calendar problem,

meaning that I can't put things on the right calendar dates.

Pretty much ever. I don't know why.

It seems related to maybe, I don't know, being dyslexic or something.

But for some reason, this has been all my life.

I know what you're going to say. I know what you're going to say.

But it's been all my life.

So there's never been a time when it wasn't the case.

The Dilbert comic for today will show up right as soon as I'm done with this.

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