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🗓️ 14 November 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everyone back to another episode of the reality is next Monday, and we're talking all the things with my brother |
| 0:22.4 | reheel hi real hello um what you doing i was actually i didn't know we started recording i |
| 0:30.2 | was replying back to one email my god i'm sorry i apologize you have my full attention now |
| 0:36.3 | oh i don't know if I don't. |
| 0:38.7 | Although I haven't, I started writing the email. I haven't sent it yet. So I'm going to be thinking |
| 0:44.2 | about it. I'm probably going to try to sneak in a couple of words here and there while you're |
| 0:48.7 | talking. Well, it's the lunch hours, so you can't do that. It's where we usually record this on |
| 0:53.3 | Sundays, but I had to move it to |
| 0:54.8 | monday because i was having an emotional breakdown on a sunday night the sunday scurries were getting to me |
| 1:01.3 | is that what it was i thought you were like physically sick or like physically ill no well the thing |
| 1:07.6 | with my anxiety is that it does eventually make me physically sick. I am a jaw clencher |
| 1:14.3 | and my jaw clenching turns into head hurting and then my head hurting turns into a migraine. |
| 1:20.8 | And then I'm just like, I can't think. I can't do anything. So, but then I had my, I had the call in the morning that was my, that was the |
| 1:30.2 | trigger of my Sunday scurries and it went fine. It was a nine to 10 call. Yeah. It ended at 920. |
| 1:39.6 | It was perfect. I was just thinking that, you know, this thing that you talked about with the anxiety turning |
| 1:45.1 | into gel clenching, that turns into like physical, whatever symptoms, that should be in your |
| 1:51.2 | Ashley Madison profile for what you want to have an affair. |
| 1:57.1 | Wait, can ladies go on Ashley Madison, like, to find... |
| 2:01.7 | Of course. |
| 2:02.6 | That's the whole point. |
| 2:03.7 | That's the whole point of Ashley Madison. |
| 2:05.3 | I mean, that's a lie because it's just, like, horny married dudes or, like, horny dudes |
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