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Slop Quest

Episode 216: Jump! Bike Gangs

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

The show starts out by discussing the buzz over a recent UFC entrance. The fellas weigh in on it and try to figure out what all the hype is about. Then, we reminisce about the time ol' Tombo (former talent coordinator at the Comedy Store) gave Damon Wayans comedy advice. Then, Danish gets into an unlucky day he had at Six Flags. After that, it's on to a swimming controversy! As one of the best amateur swimmers in the country, maybe even the world, Danish definitely has the pool chops to give his opinion on this one. We move on to a disturbing new trend: Jump! bike gangs (as the title states). Watch your backs out there, everybody. Danish gives a mini-Y-update and talks about an annoying experience he had with baby Barb. After hearing about that heartbreak, you can find out about someone who ate a diet with so few vitamins and nutrients that he ended up going blind. Eat your greens! O'Neill has some flashbacks to his childhood and recalls some painful memories. Then, a hero we never knew we had, a man tries to settle a neighborhood dispute with nunchuks and roach spray. Then, there are some odds and ends and other miscellaneous items to close the show. And that's 216 in a nutshell. Careful if you have nut allergies.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, go for it. and O'Neil. Yeah. I was Danish. I was so near so I can tell you how they both feel.

0:32.0

It's a free podcast so it's a fucking good deal.

0:37.0

They call it Danish

0:45.0

Danish and Danish D'Shnogneil

0:48.0

Dainish and O'Neill Dainish and O'Neil

0:51.0

Daines Shano Neil Daines Shano Neil Gated Shannon Neil. Shannon.

0:54.0

Gated Shannon

0:57.0

O'Neill.

0:58.0

Gated Shannon Neil.

0:59.0

Gated Shannon Neil.

1:02.0

Gated Shannoni. Daniel. Oh, I forgot it. The pause was there. I was a idea. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, no, I was, it threw me off. Normally there's some little sound bites after the theme song.

1:27.0

Well, let's see that, it's really mixing it up. You gotta let manscaped in the door.

1:31.0

Yeah, happy almost Halloween to everybody out there. Yeah, get your costumes ready. Yeah, make sure they're not offensive though. Yeah. Have you seen the Joker? I have not have you? Yeah movie it's great were you inspired to do bad

1:46.4

yeah I went out and got a gun I can't even joke about this made me go out and do stand

1:54.1

out list.

1:55.2

Dude there's a lot of Gary Goldman's in it,

1:58.4

Sam Morel, and Mark Marin.

2:00.6

Brian Callin.

2:01.4

Callin has a small role.

2:03.4

Todd Phillips always takes care of Cal.

2:05.4

I know.

2:06.4

I will say this, Todd Phillips, fucking genius to take that character and go, you know what?

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