Episode 216: A Dog-Friendly Cruise, Hallmark Moms, & Stealing Graceland

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (00:23): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Tennesake Lager from Tennessee Brew Works in Nashville.

TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”

COURT NEWS (8:13): Kathleen shares news on Mattress Mac teaching Girl Scouts how to sell cookies, Dolly’s husband Carl Dean passed away, and Chappell Roan performed at Elton John’s Oscar party.

TASTING MENU (3:43): Kathleen samples Doritos Golden Sriracha chips, a Chocolate Frosted Donut Kit Kat, and Peanut Butter & Jelly M&M’s.

UPDATES (29:52): Kathleen shares updates on the fraudulent plot to auction Graceland, the search for MH370 resumes, Ollie’s purchases 40 Big Lots store leases, JPMorgan Chase’s CEO apologizes for his salty language,

HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT (46:43): Kathleen reveals that a rare black Canadian lynx has been photographed in Canada, and a Stonehenge-like circle has been unearthed in Denmark.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (50:13): Kathleen shares articles on the announcement of the first dog-friendly cruise, American Airlines implements a plan to combat “gate lice,” Gayle King is one of the celebrities going to space on Bezos’ New Shepard, the Pittsburgh Steelers are launching a fan cruise, we review money spent on alcohol by generation, two Southwest passengers get a private jet experience, and a drug smuggler attempts to hide cocaine under a wig.

FEEL GOOD VIBES (1:16:02): A 100-year-old North Dakota woman is still doing taxes for clients.

WHAT ARE WE WATCHING (14:13): Kathleen recommends watching “Devil In The Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke” on Hulu.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan.
0:10.7	Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.
0:12.5	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.7	let's talk about what's been going on.
0:24.2	Termites, welcome, welcome, welcome to episode 216.
0:29.0	Oh my God, so many things.
0:31.3	Right now, sitting in Nashville, could be a little tornadic tonight.
0:35.8	I'm looking, feels a little tornatic right now.
0:39.0	But right now I don't think I need to.
0:40.4	I won't be needing to head for safety, which in my house is the hallway between the steps
0:45.6	and the downstairs.
0:46.6	And I get a pillow and a bottle of Jameson and a hockey helmet.
0:49.9	My nephew left because you can't really have a basement unless you want to spend $200,000 blown up rock.
0:55.6	And 95% thing on that, I'm going to take the risk.
1:00.7	Hope I'm not wrong.
1:01.8	For $200,000, that was what my life was worth.
1:04.5	Be weird to blow out a basement.
1:06.1	Midwest to have a lot more basements.
1:09.2	Well, it would be weird to try now. Yeah, the house is built. I'd have to have the guys more basements. It would be weird to try now.
1:11.0	Yeah, the house is built.
1:12.5	I'd have to have the guys come back, Angel and Diablo.
1:16.5	There were actually two men named Angel and Devil.
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