Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Highlight of Human Civilization. It's

Colin Coffey with Scott Adams and boy you're lucky that you chance to

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Well, you're going to be hot inside and out today if you're in most of the

United States. It's going to be over a hundred where I am. And I'm looking

forward to it. It's time to get wet. All right, let's talk about all the fun

things in the news. Here's a little observation I made. I'm sure I remember when

I was younger that when people talked about things, they would often talk about

things they liked. Right? They'd say, I went on vacation. I liked it. There's a

new TV show. I love it. There's a thing that happened. I went to the circus. It

was great. Do you remember those days? And now what we talk about is things we

don't do. Oh, let me tell you, I don't watch television. No, no. You do? Oh, you

watch television. Oh, that's funny. No reason. No reason. No reason. No, but

you watch television, right? I gave up television a long time ago. I'm

superior to you in so many ways. The television is just one. It's just one of

the many ways I'm superior to you because you don't watch television. Then we

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