Okay, so what do we do here? This shit obviously slaps and it's going to come out regardless.

I've got Slurp Bofa up my ass trying to get a statement on the new drop.

Do we come clean, bite the bullet and say this shit's fire?

I think we have to. There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see,

and my eyes have been opened to the majesty of the

woke leftist communist Merch Kibal. They owned us. We're owned. How can we compete with drip

like this? With hats that say maga? That's cringe. We're cooked, Donald. All right, all right,

let's get this over with. My fellow Americans, your president, that's me, President Donald Trump, arguably the greatest

president maybe ever.

Your president wants you to go to deprogramshop.com right now and buy a whole bunch of merch.

It's just the best merch, okay, the best merch.

They've got hats, shirts,

hoodies, stickers. They've got a goddamn apron for those of you who like to cook. Personally,

I prefer not to, but it's okay if you do. And they have some of the best designs I've ever seen.

And frankly, it's not even close. Again, that program shop dot com all right boys um i have some

interesting new hakeem lore to give you um about my exotic recording locations now i have this fanciful

and fantastic new mic so you probably can't tell any difference.

I hope, at least, that this mic is that good that you can't tell.

But I am not in my usual recording space.

I'm not in some hotel.

I am not at staying with family.

I'm not underneath my bed.

...