Episode 215 - Ladle My Balls In Marinara

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss Drake's hidden child with a French porn star, Mario Batali getting sexual in the kitchen, Harvey Weinstein working at a Cinnabon, and how much Jables loves Ross' travel schedule... as he does the show live from Las Vegas. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=1J8QHXG7X7PXJ334J5NG&pd_rd_w=LcbPB&pd_rd_wg=TZxZj&psc=1&refRID=1J8QHXG7X7PXJ334J5NG Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee dot com. Japes? What's up, dude? Shoo!
0:33.7	Where you been?
0:35.7	Shoo!
0:37.7	Uh, where haven't I been?
0:40.1	Yeah, yeah, long time, dude, long time.
0:43.6	Yeah, what happened was is I took some Ambien last night, and, you know, I ended up shaving my grandfather's face.
0:51.6	Sure. Which is weird because he passed away in
0:54.8	a four, but that's what Ambien does to you. So, you know, it makes you act irrationally, send out super racist tweets and lose your entire TV show.
1:09.0	Oh, wait, is that what we're saying? Is that what she's saying?
1:12.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, you didn't hear about this
1:13.8	no come on friend you know I don't know shit you know what I looked up today on the
1:20.1	internet how Mary K. Kay Laterno is doing okay remember that is is she
1:27.8	the teacher that's that slept with the Mexican kid yeah with that little Mexican boy. Yeah, yeah. That little
1:35.2	underage Mexican boy went to jail, got out, married him. Yeah. Remember when they still together? Yeah, I mean, I guess there was some kind of split in in 2017, but.
1:50.0	Like when you're saying split, what you mean exactly they're married so it's like
1:55.9	Some kind of like they didn't get divorced like some kind of separation and they're now okay reconcile or whatever but
2:07.7	Yeah, it was just kind of catching up with them, a little scandal from my scandal from my youth. I like to go nostalgic that way sometimes too.
2:13.0	No, and I look I appreciate it because without you.
2:18.0	Because weird shit like that doesn't happen anymore dude you know I was watching the
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