Episode 215 - Hank's Fortress Of Solitude
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2020
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
In this weeks episode Hank and Kevin discuss Hank's recent outdoor adventure including an earth quake, a perfect crime and a silhouette image you won't soon forget. That nonsense segues to in depth conversation about surviving in the wilderness, domesticating grizzly bears and writing a novel. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | You ready to start? I guess. Why the hell not? I'm phoning this shit in. Yeah, I'm just going to phone this weekend. Whatever don't care I've given up anyway I haven't slept in three days |
| 0:28.8 | And then I have to come in here and do this crap. My life is so hard. What does it even matter? Everybody, welcome to the podcast podcast I hope everything's just great for you because my life is |
| 0:36.8 | falling shit and apart hope you enjoy the probably last episode. |
| 0:41.8 | Well don't promise him that. |
| 0:45.0 | Then everybody's like, well, yeah, my day just got better. |
| 0:50.0 | We're doing our part. |
| 0:52.0 | Like everybody feels required to listen to it. Well I started |
| 0:54.7 | listening to it and then they're always worried about their number and oh God now I'm |
| 0:58.7 | a patron and I'm trying to bail on this show and they keep doing it and we're not going to do it anymore. |
| 1:04.3 | Finally! Oh, thank goodness! |
| 1:08.4 | It's like when a friend invites you to their birthday party and you're like, oh God, I do not want to go over to Joe's house. |
| 1:15.8 | I don't care about his birthday. |
| 1:17.1 | I don't like his family. |
| 1:18.9 | I don't like anything about, I don't want to go to a party. |
| 1:21.8 | I don't want to, you know? And it's like, like hey we had to cancel the party because of COVID. |
| 1:25.4 | Thank you COVID! |
| 1:27.0 | Oh thank goodness I don't have to go to that stupid party. |
| 1:35.0 | It's like when a sitcom has been running for 12 years and the lead actors made 84 billion dollars, but they're still, it's still going going and it's like yeah what is it this |
| 1:44.6 | week like I bought a pie and like my wife doesn't like want me to eat pies I'm |
| 1:50.6 | sneaking the pie actually Actually we're cancelled. Oh yeah. |
| 1:55.0 | Oh, thank the Lord because we've been doing the show so long we're making |
| 2:01.0 | episodes about me dipping early into the pie. |
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