Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.

That's where my heart is here, me never home where the old folks stay.

Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty.

The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends, lore, and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.

Each week, we bring headlines that hopefully the other person hasn't heard before.

Yes, and then after headlines, I usually read a letter that you guys have

written in with a question. Right. And then we try to answer that or tell her own story. Yeah, and it really

helps you get to know us. And then following that section that we call the Icebreaker, we go into

the history section, which is a story by me, where I bring Josh a story

that he's not familiar with from our history here in Florida. And it makes me feel better about

living in the state. Come on. Hopefully it makes everybody feel better. And one thing for certain,

after hearing these headlines, you're going to feel great. That's true.

Yeah. after hearing these headlines, you're going to feel great. That's true. All right, Josh, my first headline is a sports one.

Okay, well, I don't know if that's really our niche.

Okay, but it's your demo.

You're the sports guy here.

Okay, yeah, I guess I am.

Well, listen. Out of the two of us, I did excel in high school sports. That's right. And, uh,

this headline says Miami, Florida woman is selling the sand that Tom Brady was sitting on when he

retired. Okay. Well, I think that's, uh, tough to guarantee. Well, here's what happened.

So Tom Brady retired a year ago, and then he came back looking really gaunt and skinny.

Okay.

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