How about you do do do do do do do good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human

civilization and maybe some robots too if you would like your experience today to be one that

you'll talk about to your grandchildren well all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass of

tanker gels is dying a kentine jugger flask of esolabetic iron except for a small submersible

submarine apparently they don't hold water too well but if you'd like to raise up your experience

to dopamine faucet all you need is to take this simultaneous sip and it happens now go

I would like to make an announcement I'd like to make an announcement

should I ever perish in a humorous way at least in your opinion I give you full authority to laugh

about it you make you may make insensitive jokes and I would be I don't know I feel I would be

honored by that so if you don't mind should I die in any way that looks amusing like a bear attack

like if a bear kills me that's kind of funny I mean really it's kind of funny well

was I doing fighting a bear really or if some you know horrible strange accident you know somebody

drives a car in my house something like that you have my permission to enjoy the hell out of it

I'll be dead anyway I mean if I'm dead why should I ruin your fun so go ahead and have a good time

with it all right here's my San Francisco report I was not looking forward to going into San

Francisco for the first time in three years I lived just outside of San Francisco and I think I've

avoided it for three years which is hard if you live near it you always have some reason to go there

so but I did want to catch up with with a friend so I went in for lunch and as you've heard

the streets are covered with poop and criminality and drug abuse intense I didn't see any of it

I didn't see a single thing did not see didn't see a homeless person didn't see a criminal

didn't see a tent didn't see a poop on the sidewalk nothing

so does that surprise you are you surprised and then we took a long walk

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