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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 214: Shrimp Shirt

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Webster's Dictionary defines "riffing" as a verb which means "to discharge (a person) from military or civil service, especially as part of an economy program." And that seems wrong but I don't see a phone number on the website so I don't know what to do about it. This week on YKS we get an update on our old friend the Shrimp Diva, a grift for Tesla Turds that somehow seems to not be working, and we discover a gold mine in bad celebrity impersonations. Plus, a special visit from Millennial Bane. No whammies on this episode gang so get your clicks in while they're hot! What the fuck...no idea.


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


For more YKS, check out the YKS Premium Patreon page. This week on the show, we got a Double Guest Situation as our two music geekiest friends, Every Time I Die frontman Keith Buckley and former Boston Phoenix music critic David Thorpe join us to discuss, what else but Gordon Ramsey! I don't think they knew each other before this, which makes you wonder why we did it! Well, go listen and find out. On Friday, I mean. At the Patreon page. Okay.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters

0:08.0

Hope the decent stuff will suck to the man

0:11.0

Cause I'll think of decent stickin' my pride and beat of faith

0:14.0

It makes my congel go mad

0:18.0

I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage

0:23.0

I told, I still keep drinking it up

0:26.0

Cause I love it and I need it

0:29.0

And this is your kick-starters' hooks

0:34.0

The podcast

0:39.0

Hi, I'm on vacation in San Wyoming

0:44.0

And I wore my YKF's beautiful butt head shirt

0:50.0

Into a liquor store here

0:52.0

And the cashier was like...

0:56.0

PB and JF, huh?

0:59.0

And I was like, yeah, that's right

1:03.0

So I was just wondering what you guys would say in that situation

1:07.0

Okay, sorry

1:10.0

Hey everybody, welcome to YKF's

1:12.0

Mike

1:14.0

What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what would you do if you remember that show from Nickelodeon in a long time ago?

1:19.0

What would you do in that situation?

1:22.0

If someone commented on something you were wearing

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