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🗓️ 17 July 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Mike and Steve discuss jokes, and meditation, and also a really funny bit about Donald Trump sleeping. And a History Road I think.
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0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum Podcast. |
0:04.0 | Calling for literal |
0:21.4 | water game |
0:29.4 | I'm just afraid, |
0:29.5 | įc' see all the |
0:30.7 | The trail mark on our father's |
0:33.4 | mav world |
0:35.4 | You never known it dude what if one day I did like a whole elaborate |
0:46.4 | like we just started a song like a bit like that but we did it beforehand |
0:51.5 | and then we did like a whole orchestral arrangement and we just went into it |
0:57.1 | Did people would be like what the fuck dude I was just thinking about how fun it is when you like do a thing on stage like you do a show and then like the audience doesn't know what the hell they're in for and then you start off with like a little song and then like a full orchestra comes out and then like a marching band and then like animals and people coming down on on strings doing acrobatics and like just like imagine opening just |
1:25.9 | a comedy show like that |
1:27.9 | mm-hmm imagine a stand-up show like you're just doing regular stand-up after yeah yeah |
1:33.6 | but you come out you go like a now the end is near you do that song that they that they sing at the end I did it my way |
1:43.9 | and then this big band comes in and then elephants and like like people doing acrobatics in the audience and then like boom big |
1:53.9 | and and he goes anyway so uh the other day I uh so I was in the post office and I couldn't believe this motherfucker with the nose over the mask |
2:05.9 | and this guy cuts me off I'm aware of the post office I can you believe this folks I got cut off on my way to an errand today |
2:18.7 | then they put too many beans on my burrito and I'm like who eats this many beans listen you |
2:24.5 | Mike you're a comedian you're a stand-up comedian I'm recording right now yeah we're fucking recording |
2:30.2 | we're recording fish keep saying what you're saying so you're you're a surprise surprise we're recording |
2:40.8 | hey let me spray you down a little bit so um Mike you've done so I don't worry about it I guess I'll have to watch the video |
2:51.7 | and find out where can you get that Mike good plug is that at youtube.com slash the bad damn shit dynamic bands |
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