Oh, everybody welcome Matt Dory's excellent adventure. It's Matt. I'm Dory. We are with child. Oh, yeah. But not with the child's with Dory. Yeah.

Currently still inside of Dory. Although 30 weeks. Report from inside your uterus. He's very active. What's he doing? Wiggling?

He moves around a lot and when he kicks now sometimes it feels like he's like kicking out of my stomach.

He wants to like be released. Yeah. Oh, well he's kicking the wrong way. That's not how he's getting out. He doesn't know that.

Well, we know that because we are now prepped thanks to a very long but informative eight hour intensive class. That we took today. Yeah. Many couples. One, two, three, four, uh, like eight.

And I was like 11 or 12 couples there. What? Really? Yeah. They said it was their biggest accelerated class like ever I think. We were very accelerated. I think it was informative. I think it was helpful. If I had to do it all over again. I'd sit near a wall.

You still have your name tag on. I do. I'm Matt. I took my off. Yeah. Not a fan of sitting on the floor. Yeah. With a chair that 70% certain would break if I decided to actually put all my weight into it.

They had a sitting in those like if you ever take like a meditation class, they had a sitting in those chairs that are like on the floor that you like lean back on. Yeah. It was practically like sitting on a pillow on the floor.

I was not very comfortable. There's a there's a good pillow on the floor joke in the.

Yeah. This week's episode of the Goldbergs. Oh, yeah. Written by Matt Myra. Oh, good job, Matt. Yeah. Uh, Murray is a freaking out of the, the prospect of having to go to Moroccan restaurant with Beverly.

Where he has to sit on a pillow on the floor and eat with his hands. Oh.

Good time. Valentine's Day episode. Guys, check it out. Tune in. A lot of fun. Evan Dando's in it. It is a fun episode. I saw some of it being shot. Yep. Do you weren't there? Evan Dando day? No. No.

Yeah. It'll be Wednesday and eight.

Uh, Teddy Rucksman makes an appearance. Well, it's an all-star cast. Wow. You didn't tell me Teddy Rucksman wasn't it? Well, he's in it. He is. He's in it. Does he talk? He does talk.

But yeah. Did you have a Teddy Rucksman? Yes. I did not. I had a Teddy Rucksman and I eventually at one point, I think I popped the eyes out of it. You know.

And then it was just this like, think of an eyeless Teddy Rucksman with its mouth moving. That's really creepy. It was. It was very creepy. I regret it.

So the class was like split up into three sections. The first section was kind of the anatomy of pregnancy and labor and

what happens when you actually go into labor?

Yeah. Which was interesting. I learned, I learned stuff I didn't know, but the various stages of labor in particular.

I just don't understand how people do this without having classes.

I think, I think they just, you know, like now we know we don't go straight to the hospital. I think if you don't. Yeah.

But it's also like we get it. People have been born without hospitals for 50,000 years. It was interesting. Everyone in the class was giving birth at a hospital. Yeah.

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