What's going on, everyone? Welcome back to another episode of Making Podcast Great. Again,

I am your tech stuff guy, Jane Ogg, and we are here, of course, with the president of

Mar-a-Lago of the United States of Mar-a-Lago of America, Mr. Donald J. Trump. Mr. President,

how are you today?

I'll let it that out.

Yeah, how are you today?

I'm very strong, very strong, not burping at all. We're doing, you know, I just, we had a

very strong weekend. There was a lot of partying, a lot of celebration, even though we're

really sad, very sad time for our country, so sad, but I had actually a lot of fun this

weekend, really strong weekend, and that's why I did a very powerful patriotic burp, they call

them burps.

Is it a patriotic burp? What makes an unpatriotic burp?

Black burping, a radical left burp. You know, if you're burping because you had too much,

you know, organic seaweed kale, you know, that's, that's not a patriotic, that's a far from

it. If you're burping on vegetables from international waters, that's about as woke a burp

as you get.

I wanted to ask you, do you ever drive a car or you get driven around all the time?

No, I don't drive a car, excuse me, and I was just saying excuse me because of the

clearing my throat, not because I need to be excused by you.

I understand.

No, I don't drive a car because that's what poor people do, and I don't know if you've

heard, I'm not poor.

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