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And if you'd like to take your experience up to the orgasmic levels of euphoria that you know

you deserve, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glance of tanker jealousers dying. I can't

enjoy your flask and vessel. You also need my microphone for us. Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you for the assist. Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine

of the day, the thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip and happens now.

Much better. Well, I just saw a tweet from Elon Musk who says, a friend of his who lives in San Francisco

had a bullet go through his wall of his apartment yesterday. But that's not the interesting part.

The interesting part is it's the second time. Imagine living in San Francisco and on two occasions,

two separate occasions of bullet goes ripping through your apartment.

Now, I have what I call the three bullet rule. If I'm living someplace, the first two times

of bullet goes ripping through my walls. I'm okay, but that third time I'm starting to see a pattern.

By the third time I'm like, I'm going to start to evaluate my options.

Now, I remind you of my experience in San Francisco in the, let's see, it was the 80s.

San Francisco in the 80s. See, my apartment was completely cleaned out once. So I got robbed

while I was at work. My car was broken into and my stereo is stolen four times, I think.

Let's see, I was mugged once by a giant knife, once by a gun on the street.

Twice when I was a bank teller, people pulled guns out of me. One time I was walking down the street

and somebody put a gun at my head and pulled the trigger. But there was no, there was no round in

the chamber. He thought that was pretty funny. So that was my experience. It wasn't unusual to

come walking home and see somebody being beaten to death in the sidewalk. It was sort of a

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