Episode 213 - Hank Needed To Go Fishing
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2020
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Hank's solo this week with an hour and twenty minute stream of consciousness all about his recent fishing trip, being Alone and a whole lot more. This one may be better listened to with a beer beverage in hand. Hambone! Cheers! FlapJack! Enjoy.
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| 0:00.0 | 1-59-99ner 9-99-5-9-95. |
| 0:05.0 | 5-9-9-9-9-9-er? |
| 0:06.0 | Switch say if you're an airline pilot. |
| 0:08.0 | Hey everybody, it's me, Hank, I'm alone. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm all alone, nobody's here. |
| 0:12.0 | It's just me. me so this could go poorly this might be like |
| 0:17.8 | one of the shortest podcasts we've ever done because it's just me sitting in a |
| 0:21.8 | room all by myself alone |
| 0:23.7 | Kevin couldn't make it nobody could make it nobody could be here it's just me |
| 0:27.1 | I'm all alone which is interesting because I had to hold on let me hold on let me |
| 0:31.2 | let me let me reset, let me, let me, let me reset here. |
| 0:32.5 | Let me, oh, if you're not drinking alone, |
| 0:37.5 | if you don't start drinking alone in the morning, |
| 0:40.4 | you can't drink alone all day, |
| 0:42.3 | or something like that. I think that's how it goes. |
| 0:44.0 | I did a video recently where I said if you can't, hey if you're not gonna, wait, you can't not |
| 0:50.1 | catch, yeah that's it, you can't not catch fish all day if you don't start not catching them in the morning, |
| 0:55.3 | because I hadn't caught shit that day. Anyway, just cracked me a seltzer. |
| 1:00.7 | Yum Berry, this is it's very... I'm drinking something called a |
| 1:08.7 | Yum Berry. Wild Basin boosy sparkling water for my friends at Oscar Blues Brewery. |
| 1:15.4 | Thanks you guys for sending this. Why am I drinking it? Because I'm alone. |
| 1:19.0 | That's when you want to drink a celtzer. Like if I was, if there were people here, I'd be drinking a beer. |
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