Episode 213: Dethroning JAWS, Painted Tigers, & Budweiser’s Famous Tiny Clydesdale

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (00:23): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Black Phillip Cider from Blake’s Hard Cider Company. She reviews her weekend in Durham, NC and discusses her Super Bowl betting strategies.

TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”

COURT NEWS (24:33): Kathleen shares news that Jelly Roll is an “artist in residence” for American Idol, Snoop Dogg attended the Super Bowl with Martha Stewart, and Taylor Swift supported the Chiefs at the Super Bowl.

TASTING MENU (1:36): Kathleen samples Reece’s Red Velvet Miniatures, Post Malone Oreo Cookies, and Grippo’s Carolina BBQ Chips.

UPDATES (28:35): Kathleen shares updates on the Jet’s release of Aaron Rogers, Buffy Sainte-Marie is stripped of the Order of Canada, Shohei Ohtani’s interpreter is sentenced for bank fraud, and dogs at China’s Qinhu Bay Animal Kingdom have been painted to look like tigers.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (40:21): Kathleen reads about the discovery of South America’s largest mammal once believed to be extinct, and the largest shark ever tagged has been nicknamed “Contender” by OCEARCH.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (48:10): Kathleen shares articles on Vegas Strip room rates during Super Bowl weekend, Santorini Greece is being impacted by an unprecedented swarm of earthquakes, Budweiser has a new Clydesdale star, Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime payment is revealed, Banksy’s “Travesty” is stripped from a London building, the NFL is heading to Dublin, Ozzy Osbourne is playing in the final Black Sabbath concert, Kelly Clarkson announces Vegas residency, and Michael Jordan celebrates the opening of a new NC Health clinic.

WHAT ARE WE WATCHING (33:33): Kathleen recommends watching Apple Cider Vinegar on Netflix.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan.
0:10.7	Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.
0:12.5	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.7	let's talk about what's been going on.
0:23.9	Termites welcome.
0:25.7	Welcome to Episode 213.
0:30.2	Oh my God, so many things.
0:32.6	What are we drinking?
0:33.7	I was reprimanded by a termite in a very friendly way that I don't talk about
0:37.4	cider is enough because I'm not really a cider per. I'm a one soda. I was reprimanded by a termite in a very friendly way that I don't talk about ciders enough
0:38.3	because I'm not really a cider.
0:40.4	I'm a once in a wild cider person.
0:43.4	It's not really my thing.
0:45.3	But she brought me one to do it.
0:47.0	This is black, fill of blood orange, and cranberry hard cider.
0:49.8	It is delicious, I will say.
0:52.3	But, you know, the ciders, it's like treat thing. You can't have four.
0:57.4	Well, if I would have four Mc Ultras, I can't. No. That was termed my Jenna. And a very far of,
1:05.8	because you said, you've tasted liquor, other kinds of alcohol, but never, and it's true. Most of them I get, I send to my friend Tony.
1:14.3	Oh.
1:14.6	My friend Lorena's husband, Tony, he loves weird beers and, like, things you've never heard of.
1:20.7	Well, and you drink them with the staff.
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