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New Rory & MAL

Episode 213 | Black Timberlake vs. Black Bieber

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.87.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

It’s spoooooky season. Eddin goes all out with his costume (wait for YouTube reveal) where he taps into Rory’s childhood trauma. Meanwhile, Rory and Mal unintentionally dress in each other’s respective colors. Staying on scary news, Dwight Howard is wildin’. We break down this crazy story. Staying on celebrity relationships we discuss Britney Spears calling out Justin Timberlake for blackfishing. Who had the better black era, Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake? Speaking of posers, Michael Irvin’s son made it from gated community to the hood. Sidenote, Tyga is underrated and Pitbull loves climate change awareness. Then we discuss the list of places women said they can’t go on a first date and compare that to the list men created. It’s time for voicemails with a special call in from music legends from Houston and Massachusetts. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up

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0:00.0

new rory and mall dot com now tickets available now we are coming to a city near you

0:03.9

hopefully will be in LA November 5th at the region theater will be in London at the Leicester square

0:09.4

theater in November 17th and there will be back home in New York City Sony haul December 1st tickets

0:15.5

available now limited merch available at the shows get there early if you're getting a VIP ticket

0:20.9

that means you're getting a meet and greet ticket so we hope to meet and greet and wash your hands

0:25.7

and you're allowed to hug more new rory and mall she was looking kind of done with her finger and a

0:33.1

thumb in the shape of an air on the forehead

0:38.5

when the kids start coming in and don't stop coming back to the rory and i hit the ground really

0:43.5

did me since nothing there for fun your brain gets stuck so warry know the Halloween is here man

0:50.8

oh man it's a favorite time of year but no it's different for you to stop around now

0:55.8

not really it is you have a daughter now she's eight months it's still different

1:00.5

now you get to be the chef and she gets to be the chicken in a pot of soup like yeah it's for

1:05.0

parents yeah Halloween's not for kids till they're like i think like what four or five years old maybe

1:10.5

it can be a traumatic holiday i used to get scared a lot when i was younger you still get scared

1:15.4

yeah scary movies they used to terrify me Michael Myers you know they're putting fentanyl on the candy

1:20.6

oh see every year that report comes out you a priest wait no that's actually not funny oh that's

1:28.5

fucked up oh i get it that's not if you've got to touch him now yeah no you got to hand him a robe

1:38.1

so this is what you offer on your priest with temps yes you want ready to confess you know

1:42.5

it's you know what's way worse than the trauma of the satellite church you're breathing right now

1:47.1

yeah this is what sees it look like selling homes that's right well it didn't podcast we can't

1:55.0

need to pray out for those that are just listening in audio form edden came out a priest didn't touch

2:00.3

me you get your hand off me outfit because there's a running joke that a priest touched me so he took

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