Welcome to the best podcast on the planet in the moment.

I'm going to be a moment.

I haven't started the podcast yet yet I'm over both of them. Now Katie

before I handed over to you okay there was a time before where I gave you my phone because I get

random weird text messages all the time right? Indeed. And you remember there was one about something about milk,

remember? Milk? It was like, Dad, you left. Oh, Dad, you left.

You left? And he was like, oh mow's the father right yeah it was

it was another one I don't remember what it was but we responded and we never got a

response do you remember that? Oh I don't remember we didn't get a response so

it's irrelevant but this time we will this time

Katie no we will get one oh now before we go on to read my text later I got a

random text. I don't know what this person is Kagan. But I would like

for us to respond. Okay. All right? Okay so we're going to respond to this message right now. I say here and now, here and now.

Here and now, here and now, here and now, Luther Vandro's style and we are going to wait until

the end of the pod to see if they respond.

Ooh, I like that. Okay. I'm going to hand you the phone and I want you to read the

text and then I want us to come up with something that I am responding and then we can

get on about our business with the

podcast. Oh, okay, that should be easy. There we go.

What do you see? Let's see. My tits hurt like hell. That's the text.

What? That's what text. What?

That's what I said.

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