Episode 212 - The War of the Triple Alliance Part 3: Send in the Canoes!

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🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Part 3/5 Suicide canoes, it turned out, would not be the wonder weapon Solano Lopez thought they would be. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys Produced by Nate Bethea and Sarah Sahim Sources: Leuchars, Chris. To the Bitter End: Paraguay and the War of the Triple Alliance Kolinski, Charles. Independence or Death: The story of the Paraguayan War Whigham, Thomas L. The Road to Armageddon: Paraguay versus the Triple Alliance, 1866–70. warhistorymilitarypodcast

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0:00.0	Oh, and welcome to another episode, The Lines of my Donkey's Podcast.
0:19.5	I'm Joe, and with me, is Liam.
0:21.7	Hello, Liam.
0:22.7	Hi, Joe.
0:23.7	How you doing, bud?
0:24.7	Oh, I'm doing good, dude.
0:26.8	I heard you have a ball hurting her.
0:28.7	So I might have a hernia in your balls for what I understand is not my balls.
0:33.6	My balls are fine balls in your balls.
0:36.1	The people are clamoring to know about my health of my balls.
0:40.5	Joe could save the balls, you know, and I really hate saying things on this show mostly
0:45.4	because every time I said, like, I think I have blank it ended up being true.
0:50.0	He's got plague.
0:51.0	Get it.
0:52.0	I've got the fucking black death.
0:53.7	I was recording with Francis during our series about the polar bear expedition.
0:58.5	I was in Armenia, which required me to get up at like 6 a.m. and record at a time difference.
1:03.2	And I always kind of felt off, you know, the 6 a.m. thing mostly.
1:07.1	But like one morning, I felt like I was fucking dead.
1:10.3	I'm like, you know what?
1:11.3	I think I have COVID, and then I had COVID, so now I think I have a hernia and I have a
1:18.0	fucking hernia.
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