Episode 212: Slip and Slide of Joy

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2015

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock.
0:08.0	From the waiting for Raff podcast.
0:10.0	Scorryhole motherfuckers.
0:11.0	Scorryhole motherfuckers.
0:12.0	I'm sorry.
0:13.0	Gloryhole is that a...
0:14.0	You didn't tell her what to do.
0:15.0	You just said Gloryhole when you looked her in the eye.
0:17.0	That's not creepy at all.
0:18.0	Let's just scream Gloryhole with the new girl.
0:21.0	Gloryhole.
0:22.0	No, thank you, I'm full.
0:26.0	Gloryhole.
0:28.0	Check please.
0:32.0	I just saw it, um, big rob from Texas over here.
0:35.0	And so you guys, how much have you been seeing while it's hilarious, man.
0:39.0	Welcome to material level.
0:41.0	What the fuck you guys do.
0:42.0	I'm not gay, but if I was, I would fuck people.
0:45.0	Gloryhole.
0:58.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
1:05.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
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