Episode 211 - Go Find Something To Do
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
There are many outdoor activities children are sure not to enjoy! In this episode, Hank and Kevin discuss a few of them and explore the reasons kids might not enjoy the same things as the growed up campers. In addition to this nonsense, Hank shares a few stories about his most recent camping trip. Enjoy! Monkey Junk!
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| 0:00.0 | Uh-huh. Got that chair again. Do you move in your chair? Yeah, yeah, they both make noise. They're both |
| 0:09.2 | make noise. They're both cheap. Yeah. Good chairs weren't in the budget. Oh man if we got an episode |
| 0:18.2 | planned for next week. Cheap camping gear. Oh boy, yeah. This is our camping chairs. Next week's going to be a really good. |
| 0:27.0 | Last week, fantastic episode. Oh yeah. Next week, money. Probably our best episode, really. |
| 0:34.0 | This is the should have been here last week episode. |
| 0:37.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.0 | We already know that and we haven't even started. |
| 0:40.0 | This is the sophomore slump. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.0 | What are 60th episode? |
| 0:46.0 | What is it? |
| 0:47.0 | I have no idea. |
| 0:48.0 | Close to it around that. |
| 0:49.0 | At least that, right? |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, I don't know. |
| 0:52.0 | I mean, I know that it's season two and this |
| 0:55.6 | is the 10th or 11th episode of season two I don't know off top my head and I |
| 1:00.5 | think we did 40 some in season one so if I'm doing my math correctly this is episode 300. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh wait no I failed math quite the back catalog. I'm sure I've talked about it on the show but to get my high school |
| 1:15.6 | diploma I had to take the you're a dumb shit math and and true story and I somehow ended up with the teacher's edition of the book and so I did we |
| 1:29.6 | had met the math for me in my senior year was things like how to keep a bowling score and how to balance a checkbook and how to do basic third grade level math. |
| 1:41.0 | Yeah, right. And that's what I had to pass. |
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