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I feel like there's some people who turn off the livestream as soon as I do that.

No, not that again.

Well, look at all the news, starting with, apparently it's hard to break up with your

girlfriend if you're Tiger Woods.

So Tiger Woods had some long time girlfriend who was living in his house.

And I think there's some kind of squatters, rules or something.

You can't really kick somebody out of where they live if they're a renter or any other

condition, unless you've gone through a whole bunch of squatters, rites and renters,

rites and stuff like that.

So what's reported that Tiger Woods did is he told his girlfriend that she was going

to go on a luxury vacation and he told her to pack up all her stuff and drive to the

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