What's going on, everyone? Welcome back to another episode of Making Podcasts. Great again. I am your tech stuff guy, J-Nog. And we are here, of course, with the president of the United States of Mar-Lago of America, Mr. Donald J.

Trump, Mr. President. Happy Presidents Day.

Thank you. You're off to a good start, tech stuff.

Proper respect, proper honor. I noticed that unlike the previous tech stuff people we've had, you got rid of the books behind yourself. Hopefully you've burned them, which is what we're trying to do.

We're burning and banning books, so it's good to see that you're now in a strong place without radical left reading.

I'm actually in one of your favorite states. I am in Alabama right now.

Well, that explains the lack of books. We love that. We, you know, Alabama is so strong for Trump. You know that. And I think it's one of our, it's like a top two or three state for Trump.

So you're in good company. That probably explains it. You know, this is not makes sense. That makes sense. Tech stuff.

I said in the tech stuff guy shows up in a respectful patriotic state.

And says happy Presidents Day, Mr. President, sir, right off the top. And that's what it's about. It's about culture. It's not about racism. It's about culture.

So when I go to Alabama and a black walks up to me in a tuxedo with lemonade and says, sir, can I have a lemonade? I said, it's not racism.

I'm dressed like that and in a threatened to beat him if he doesn't serve me lemonade. It's called culture and respect culture and respect. And I'm glad you're learning it.

Well, you have from last year, I think it is you have a tradition with your father for Presidents Day that everyone can check out.

Well, now, of course, you know, a lot of people wouldn't remember when we gave him the sneaky. We snuck in a threat of Trump tradition on the regular poor people episode.

And then all of a sudden people started contact. Oh, sir, do you have a tradition for this? I go, what the hell do you think this is? You get one free sample. You don't get the hall.

You don't get, you know, when, when you pay a woman, $20 is in an alleyway.

So you got to put on a condom. You're not going to get the whole deal. Right.

Pay 40 if you want to go raw. And that's the way our patreon is like raw, dogging, an alleyway prostitute. You got to pay a little to get a lot.

And if you want the traditions, I mean, you go back a year we had a Presidents Day tradition that was, I mean, instead of unbelievable, if you want another truth.

And if you sign up for $5, you can listen to, we've got like an entire streaming platform practically. We should call it Fred Trump plus.

They can go listen to decades years of traditions. But you know, you don't can, there's no free ones anymore. So you can go back to last year if you want the Presidents Day tradition.

And then you can hear all the Fred Trump today. I mean, the man was very traditional.

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