Episode 210: Making Room For Baby

Matt and Doree's Eggcellent Adventure: An IVF Journey

Matt Mira and Doree Shafrir

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The bane of Matt's existence — that is, the couch in his office — is finally gone, so things are really starting to move along. Plus, we discuss quitting smoking (again) and bump pics, and hear from Doree's sister about why you don't really need to savor every moment of parenthood.

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0:00.0	Oh, everybody welcome to Matt and Dory's excellent adventure. Matt is right here.
0:15.1	Uh, Dory's over here. Um,
0:18.9	Bows on the floor. Bows on the floor that's your bow check in. He's acting real needy
0:26.2	since probably Dory got home. Yeah. Um, he's like, hey guys, remember me pay attention to me. Hey,
0:34.5	do. Hey, hey, I'm here. I'm looking you. Uh, it's his inner monologue. And it's quite an inner
0:43.2	inner inner monologue. Uh, how many weeks along are we on this honey? On this baby. Uh-huh.
0:49.2	26. 26 weeks everybody. You know, by by most accounting, I'm entering the third trimester. Oh,
0:59.5	boy. Isn't that wild? Do I have to send a statement to our accountant? Uh, yes. Okay.
1:07.5	Um, isn't that crazy? Like it is. It is very crazy. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like
1:18.8	we'll manage. Yeah, I think we'll manage, but I guys, if you're hearing beeping, it's because I
1:24.8	can't figure out how to work something. Hit the start. There you go. There you go. That's it.
1:29.7	There we go. Yeah. Guys, um, I can't work a time or how am I going to raise a child? Yeah, it is
1:37.4	it is the thing where it was like, oh, it's so far away. And now it's like, oh, we're kind of
1:43.6	entering the sort of the home stretch, I guess. Ish. Um, it is, uh, it's coming. Like winter
1:56.3	in those game of thrones ads. The baby is coming. Yeah. So we are in the midst of somehow trying
2:06.8	to prepare for this child. You'll be happy to know that Matt's, the bane of Matt's existence. Yes.
2:15.2	The couch in his office, which he never failed to remind me that he did not want to get
2:22.6	that it was my idea. Yeah. Every single time he brought it up, yep. He needed to mention that.
2:29.6	Well, I didn't. And anyway, because I always felt like I could never truly make a dent in anything.
2:36.1	It's, it's now in the living room. Um, a woman in one of the Facebook groups I'm in had posted that
2:44.8	she and her husband were looking for a couch if anyone was giving one away. And we had been talking
2:51.0	out how we just needed to get rid of the sectional that was in the living room because like, I was
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