Hello gentlemen and welcome back to Chilu Winadi podcast. We are now in episode 21 as always. I am one of your hosts.

Yeah, we're legal to drink, but we've always been legal to serve. I thought you said regal and I was like, wait, what is that mean?

No, regal 21 years old, baby. What more do you totally regal get your purple colors out? Come on baby royalty before you.

Well, I don't like this voice. No, I don't know. I don't know what this character is. Not a fan. I'm a little nervous.

I'm like a monster lady from Monster Zinc. Oh, yeah. Sounds like. What's her name? Rose Alina or something like that? She has no idea. Rosalina. That's it. That's it. She's from Nintendo there. As always, though, I am one of your hosts. Mike and as always, I'm joined by Jesse and Alex. And today is an exciting day. You guys have been begging for it. We've dipped a little bit, but they've still been, you know, relatively grounded episodes on things that are funky, but have like an actual history to them. But we're going out. I want your team.

Infoil hats on. I want your your conspiracy theory jackets on, and I want your Chiluminati, I want your Chiluminati underwear tightly wrapped around your torso, and I want your pants. Do we sell Chiluminati underwear? No, but we need to. So if you coming soon, to anybody wants to sponsor us. Yeah, or coming soon call us. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do me. And is I hear you. I see you. I wear you. So I don't, but I will. But today is a special episode. Because we're going back. We cover a little bit. And if you remember,

gentlemen, let me take you back a few months to some of the earliest episodes of Chiluminati. A better time. A better time. Prior to the Tommy Petera trilogy. Prior to the true evil. Yeah, before we knew what sort of was like before Harold the doll before Harold the doll, which by the way, he's still sitting over there. He's done nothing. Nothing at all. I have not removed the tape off of his mouth. However, give it time. Oh, Jesse's going to get something right now. Where he's going to get something. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You can't see another thing. This is another thing that happened. Well, he's been getting sent a lot of things as well. Oh, yeah, let's right here. This creepy football, supposedly football from the first Thanksgiving. It's terrifying. Maybe that's a little crack open at Coxcon. Yes, we should. We should just get the dirty on us. Right. Just bring us things. Yeah, let's import that. Let's see how they do import curses from another land. But we covered initially. I think it was

like episode three or so two or three. We initially covered hollow moon. And then we discussed hollow earth pretty close to one another back to back. And there were a lot of things. If you've seen, if you've seen DC's Aquaman, you know, the hollow earth theory. Totally true. It's true. I've never I haven't seen. I don't know what that means. I have not seen that movie. I am now convinced to see it. Yeah, based on that. I don't know what it is. It's part of the film. I'm just saying. Totally true. Well, I'm going to tell you.

That there are specular there are bits and pieces of both of those theories that are true. But the most most of it. I'm going to tell you is wrong. Not because science proves it wrong. Because the whole while the moon, the moon and Mars and even some other planets in our solar system have been holding alien life. There. And it's whole time. And this whole time. And NASA and the government has been covering it all up. And we're going to talk about why. Let me take you away from the land of truth and honesty and bring you to a land of extra

truth and extra honesty. Yeah, question. Yeah. Is this stuff you guys actually believe me? Is you want to do what can I? Well, usually we have one of these things where you guys are like this has got to be real. And I'm like, oh, it's stupid. And I'm curious because this stuff I actually know about. I think it's fascinating. But I do not. I will say I do not. I don't think. But maybe I don't know where we're going. I'm open to whatever. Yeah, let's let's dive in and we can give our final opinions at the end. Okay. I'm just

saying. Like I said, while the hollow moon and the hollow earth were incredibly convincing arguments, none are going to be as convincing as this. But where do we start? How far do I bring you back? Let me bring you back to 1976. The year we got the photo of the monkey face on Mars. Oh, the face on Mars. Yeah, classic. The classic. Yeah, that was as that was one of the tabloids. They put it as the monkey face on Mars. I don't know that called a monkey face. Well, it's just an

item. The tabloid. To me, I'm thinking like Ray Bradbury, like Martian Chronicles alien face is what it looks kind of like a robot face. Kind of like robot face. Yeah, yeah, a little humanist a little bit. You can like pair your pair of

the alia could easily kind of create a human face out of it. But everyone knows this photo. And if somehow you don't know this photo, just go go to Google and just Google face on Mars. It's like going to guarantee

you the first thing that pops up. It's so famous. It is. You should know it. But this photo is actually just one of 18 photos that were taken on that

particular expedition to cover that part of Mars known as Sidonia or Cydonia. I don't know how you pronounce it. Cydonia is in the

nights of Cydonia. But I've also seen it written with a K as instead of a C. So I don't know if it's supposed to be pronounced

Cydonia, but I call it Cydonia. And I'm found to me. Most of the image most of the images were of good quality. And by that, I mean, they were about

576 standards quality. Yeah, exactly.

76.

And a quality, which means about 820 feet per pixel. So each pixel in that photo was was gigantic swaths of land. So how big is this

fucking face? Right. Well, big, very, very, very big. And then the rest of the photos were actually worse. And they were about 1800 feet per pixel. So those

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