Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 21 of the Reform Podcast!

Your weekly podcast where we didn't have to invite Jesus into our hearts, so instead

we're inviting beer into our bellies. I'm your irresponsible surfing host, Less, and I'm

your pitch and perfect host, Tanner. I wanted to share another really dumb story from

my really dumb childhood doing really dumb things that should have killed me. So when

I was like 16 or 17, I used to practice a little sport called roof surfing. Are you

familiar with this, Tanner? No, I think you should probably give me a rundown on this.

So roof surfing is when you climb out of the window of a moving car, you climb on top

of the roof and you surf on top of the roof while the car is moving and the driver kind

of decides how fast you're going to go. It's as stupid as it sounds, probably more

stupid and somehow I'm still alive. But one night we were doing this and one of my best

friends' brothers climbed on top of the roof and so it was his turn. He was up there

doing his thing surfing along and he was sort of done standing and he was like crouching

back down to grab the edges of the corners of the roof. And as he was doing that, pitch

black, like probably 10 o'clock at night, going like 40 miles an hour, we hit a freaking

deer. And a deer flew over the car. So, so wait a minute, your friend was on the roof

on top of the car and a deer flew over the car, which means it also flew over him. Yeah.

So as this was happening, he was laying down, grabbing the edges of the roof, all of our

arms flew out the windows and grabbed all of his limbs. So I was in the back left corner,

back left, you know, back seat of the car and I grabbed his left leg. So we all grabbed

the limb and then we pulled the car over and checked him out. He was totally fine, completely

untouched by this, but it was like a buck. So it had a rack and everything on top and

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