Episode 21 - 24 Hours

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9 • 914 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Just when we thought we had nothing to talk about on this weeks episode, Hank fell on his face. Here's an episode all about getting injured in the wilderness. Pro Tip: Wear pants when climbing up rock walls. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Camera recording.
0:02.0	Are you gonna I just gotta I just gotta I just gotta I just gotta I just gotta
0:05.0	I just gotta I just gotta I just got a text just this minute from Ed Anderson he was on last week's
0:11.0	uh huh what you weren't here?
0:13.6	No, no.
0:14.2	You were gone, you're having that testicle removed.
0:17.2	So it, clean off.
0:19.2	Yeah.
0:20.6	I feel so much lighter now. The new puppy thought, well you know I'm going to take this.
0:27.7	He says you must have billions of followers I've got tons of new people following me on Instagram.
0:34.4	Oh, me too.
0:35.4	So, oh you do too now?
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:38.0	Man, that's the, what do you call, the influence of that's the hank influence?
0:43.0	Nobody's following me is blowing up I blew up so I can't blow up anymore.
0:49.7	I've peaked my numbers are just plummeting they're going to everyone else all my
0:57.1	numbers are going to Ed Anderson apparently all right the people follow you a lot well
1:01.2	we probably haven't talked about your Instagram I don't yeah if you want to see
1:04.9	pictures of my kids I don't yeah so I wish you'd stop sending them to I
1:10.6	don't have anything going on by the way your wife's been emailing me quite a bit.
1:15.0	Really?
1:16.0	I don't want it.
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