I forgot to tell you all this story about when I was in New Mexico, actually,

know that I mentioned it. I don't know why I forgot about this. You had asked me

how the trip went and this totally spaced my mind. You were like, oh, it's fine.

I lost my wallet when I was there. I was like, I have no idea where the fuck. I

mean, it could have been anywhere. Like, in that day, we were supposed to drive

down to, like, Carl's bad, to the Guadalupe Mountains, and I couldn't find it.

And then, like, someone texts me a photo, like a screenshot photo of my license on

Facebook. What? Someone had found it, like, on the side of the road, and, like,

posted it to Facebook. And so, like, I was viral on Hobbs Twitter for, like, a day.

And you've gone home once every three years.

Yep. And everybody was, like, all my friends were texting me, like, just, like, little

too, little too many Long Island ice teas last night.

I love that. Like, couldn't I just search your name on Facebook?

I also terrifying. Oh, yeah, it literally docks to put in your whole ass.

They luckily just put the photo in my name. So they didn't docks me. They're actually

really nice. Like, they were totally chill about it. But yeah, it was pretty funny because

it's like my dumb ass face, like, in my license photo. Of all the photos you don't want

to get by.

It's that picture you have on the Trouble Instagram. It's like, have you seen this man?

It was. It was like that meme. Have you seen this man? Well, I love is that you tried

to just, you know, dip your toe back into home. Maybe not tell everybody you're in town.

Have a low profile. No, no, no. That is hilarious. Just blasted you in. I've tried sliding

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