Welcome to the worst bestsellers, where we read about a small town postmistress who violates the federal mail code in order to solve murder so you don't have to.

I'm Kate.

And I'm Renata.

And for this episode, we read A Wish You Were Here by Rita May Brown and also Sneaky Pie

Brown.

Yeah, how dare you?

We'll think about sneaky pie's contributions.

Joining us to discuss this cozy cat and dog mystery is mystery author and heir to the small town concrete fortune, Philip Modis.

Hello.

Hi, Philip.

Welcome back.

Thanks for having me back.

Even after surviving, talking about Frank Miller, you're like, give him another shot.

That's why I appreciate it.

Yes, Philip was here for our controversial episode about the Dark Night Returns.

Yeah, so many hotcakes and all, it's going viral in all those hashtags.

And so now for something completely different, we have read a cozy pet mystery that is

truly wild, truly I feel as if we could spend, we could become like a podcast where we

just do an episode about every chapter of this book. Like I think we could do like 40 episodes about this book. Yes. And then an additional episode just about Rita May Brown's Wikipedia page. Oh my God. Yes. That's true. That's for your, uh, your patrons. Yeah. That one you're going to bring for the patrons. But yeah, we dedicate ourselves to, it's like 50,

chap. I mean, that's a year of work if we really put it in. So this is our sneaky pilot episode

for that. If this does well. Our sneaky pie pilot. Niki pie pilot.

So before we get too deep into this,

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