Welcome listeners to chapter 207 of the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

The Lara Logan gets piled and fumbles the bag episode.

As always we are your host Jake Rockatansky, Julian Fields, and Travis Vue.

The Lara Logan is on quite a path.

From her humble roots as a South African journalist working at CBS News to her bizarre fixation

with Benghazi to her getting so profoundly red-pilled that even Newsmax had to distance itself,

she's got all the hallmarks of a solid character in the QAA extended universe.

This week we'll be fleshing out her story arc so that we can build podcast listeners

for years with spin-offs, Lara Logan action figures, and maybe even a AAA video game.

Watch that with the rising star of Dinesh D'Souza, whose election fraud conspiracy theory

filmed 2000 Mules was an unexpected hit with mainstream audiences, and we have the kind

of dynamite that'll go big with both domestic and international markets.

Skyrocketing our stock options and paving the way for our merger with Joe Rogan, which

is going to be another insanely profitable venture that will see the laying off of hundreds

of QAA employees and make all of us billionaires.

I even hear Jake has an album in the works and a deal with Adidas, so what could possibly

go wrong?

By 2024 we'll be living in the J-co system and have Travis Vue's portrait hanging above

every mantle in the country.

In the meantime, we've got some work to do getting you to like these two insanely

unlikeable figures that are nonetheless our Golden Geese, Dinesh D'Souza, and Lara Logan.

Before we jump into the rest of the show, I just wanted to tell you about the upcoming

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