I have a perfectly functioning cock.

I have a perfectly functioning cock. Hey! Hello and welcome to the Midlife Gamer podcast. Today is Thursday. Yes it is. Thursday the 5th of December 2013. And my name is Darren Baldock. And joining me at the other end of the interwebs is Mr Matthew. More say hello Matthew.

Hello, Darren. Always good to hear from you, my friend.

So that means that you and I are coming together in an amazing technical way to deliver a podcast,

which is the Midlife Gamer Podcast.

And we are on episode 207.

So kick back and relax, ladies and gentlemen, and enjoy.

This is going to be a relatively trimmed down episode.

And there are many reasons for that.

The main one being is I've been incredibly busy.

Matt's been incredibly busy.

But we did pledge on the last podcast that we were going to talk about the

next in line of the new shinies that are appearing in the market. So there will be plenty of

PlayStation 4 talk a little later on in the show. But I guess as tradition always stands,

we always open the show with a little bit of a

what we've been playing section so Matthew would you like to like to share with us what

you've been up to since since we last recorded I've um hello by the way oh hello um I've not

really played much what I found myself doing a lot is booting up my console and and it probably takes longer than you do, and I don't ask it to. I have to go and do it. I have to go and walk and press a button these days, yeah. No one's looking after Matthew over here. They're sitting there going, stupid fucking buttons. I have to press certain bloody things on. Oh, your first world problems.

Oh dear.

Do you know what I did the past couple of days?

I went through a bit of a tidy-up and I plugged Connect back in.

Really?

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