Episode 207: 2024’s Drunkest City In America, The Prophet of Doom, & A Marlboro Canoe For The Convent

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (00:00): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Donna’s Pickle Beer from Pilot Project Brewing, and an Ozark Distillery Bloody Mary. She reviews her Christmas week with family in Missouri, visiting the Budweiser Clydesdales at Warm Springs Ranch, and tailgating at the Kansas City Chiefs game with her cousins.

TOUR NEWS: See Kathleen live on her “Day Drinking Tour.”

COURT NEWS (52:02): Kathleen shares news on Jelly Roll headlining New Year’s Eve Live from Nashville, Chappell Roan sings a holiday duet with Sabrina Carpenter, Snoop Dogg releases holiday song “High Christmas,” and Taylor Swift closes out 2024 supporting boyfriend Travis Kelce at 2 Chiefs’ games.

TASTING MENU (3:52): Kathleen samples Pringles Mingles Dill Pickle & Ranch Crisps, and Cheetos Pretzels.

UPDATES (20:35): Kathleen shares updates on Mattress Mac’s heart surgery, the South Carolina monkeys are still on the loose, the Supreme Court could ban TikTok, and NASA astronauts stranded in space get more bad news.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (49:10): Kathleen reads the discovery of the identity of “Jack the Ripper” in a genetic analysis.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (53:50): Kathleen shares articles on Party City’s bankruptcy filing, , REO Speedwagon quits touring after 57 years, a “living Nostradamus” makes a chilling prediction about WWIII, Big Lots is closing all of its stores, we look at Baba Venga’s 2025 predictions, Green Bay WI is 2024’s Drunkest City in America, 2024 deems the Waltons are the world’s wealthiest family, author James Patterson gives $500K to independent bookstore staff, Honda & Nissan agree to a 2026 merger, and a woman celebrates her 106th birthday by downing Fireball whiskey.

WHAT WE’RE WATCHING (1:17:05): Kathleen recommends watching “Bad Sisters” on Apple TV.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan.
0:10.7	Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.
0:12.5	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.7	let's talk about what's been going on.
0:24.2	Termites, welcome.
0:26.2	Welcome to episode Up 207.
0:30.2	Yeah, Stevie's going to sit down for a minute here.
0:33.9	Her stand broken.
0:35.2	I know the stand broken.
0:36.5	I have another one, but I don't want to open it, but then she lays here like a mutant. Oh, well.
0:43.9	So, yes, there's a podcast today because there'll probably be other weeks I can't. So, happy New Year's Day. And so many things. Well, first of all, what am I drinking?
0:55.0	This is a pickle beer from some germites in Green Bay.
0:58.4	Yay.
0:58.9	Donna's pickle beer.
0:59.9	I love any alcohol with pickle in it.
1:02.7	Well, I shouldn't say any.
1:04.4	You don't like Bloody Mary.
1:05.9	Well, no.
1:07.3	This Bloody Mary mix, this is from the Ozarks.
1:09.7	I picked this up.
1:13.1	Boom. Giant bottle of Bloody Mary mix.
1:20.0	Handcrafted at the Lake of the Ozarks right there, because this is the distillery that makes the moonshine, too.
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