It's favorite show, the radio adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr Floyd.com.

T'was the night before learning day and all through the ship

Dr Floyd was in the middle of a long strange trip

He had said learning was humbug something he didn't need and he whined and he moaned when Dr Grant has agreed

The ghost of Dr Doug visited him that night and told him that he thought it just wasn't right

Dr Doug warned of a visit by three spooky spirits, but Dr Floyd said humbug and didn't want to hear it.

But then came the ghost of Learning Day past and Dr Floyd began to believe in spirits real fast.

The trip with a spirit of past was now done but as we joined

Dr Floyd the clock has struck one. The sound of the clock striking wakes Dr

Floyd who sits up in bed thoroughly annoyed. Hey it's one o'clock

hmm doesn't seem to be a spirit here. I knew it was all fooey.

As Dr Floyd settles back down and nestles into his bed, he doesn't notice the ghost with a wreath on his head.

Okay, okay, knock off the rhyming, it's too corny.

Oh, sorry. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A., a-m-thmm. But the fly doesn't notice the ghost lying in bed next to him dressed in a red robe fit for a king

with a beautiful wreath of holly around his head.

Mm, my nice warm bed. I love this bed.

Why yes, it is rather comfortable. Yes, I just wish I had another pillow here you go. Oh Thank you. It's very kind of you

Well don't mention it tonight good night Good night The Floyd runs screaming from his bed and dives into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

Who are you?

I am the ghost of learning present.

Come out to know me better man.

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